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Elaborations on Your First Porn Business

As there were a few interesting comments on my last post, How to Fuck Escorts for Less Money (for Real), it seemed worthwhile to add a few more clarifications and elaborate on some points.

First, one issue I mentioned in my post was that you should be in a city where prostitution is legal. As one of my readers pointed out, in several countries it is perfectly legal to pay adult performers and film them having sex with you, but plain old prostitution is still illegal. I was not aware of that angle. Yet, my original thought was based on the assumption that escorts who do amateur porn on the side as some kind of customer outreach effort and advertising they get paid for would be cheaper to hire for amateur porn that porn stars or starlets who escort on the side. Looking at prices of porn stars who escort versus escorts who do porn, it seems that this assumption is correct, albeit I concede that my research on that issue has been cursory.

Second, I’d like to elaborate on the cost per girl. Plenty of established escorts seem to be perfectly fine with doing amateur porn, but they may charge a bit more than they would for a regular session. That was the main point of my argument: you take this cost, divide it by inviting some of your bros to your shoots, and monetize the videos online. Furthermore, I think that time and technological progress are on our side. There is now a genuine glut of girls who do some cam-whoring. In countries in which prostitution is legal, there are even online portals for amateur whores, i.e. the girl next door who wants to make some money on the side, repeating her slut exploits from the club last weekend but getting paid a few hundred Euros in exchange this time.

Of course, there is a delicate relationship between prices and supply. If supply (of whores) increases, prices should go down. Thus, the more whores there are who want to squeeze some money out of the market, the more women you have to choose from, and the lower the rates you have to pay will be. This dynamic has been unfolding for years. The other day I came across a report on some Eastern European porn company who does not even pay for transport and accommodation of any women they bring in from further away or even from abroad, yet many an enterprising whore from cities like Berlin are happy to do a scene for 400 euros in some Eastern European city, probably because that is roughly what she would make in a regular part-time job befitting her qualifications.

Third, should your little enterprise ever get some kind of traction, you could probably underpay your whores because you can tell them that you are “paying them with eyeballs”, i.e. views on Pornhub you’ll of course get paid for. Just lay on the bullshit thick, like it is done in many establishes industries where interns are happy to “work for experience”. Thus, the bigger and more successful you get, the less you’ll pay for whores. I’m assuming that unfettered capitalism would be at work, as opposed to some kind of pussy cartel that sets a minimum price for amateur porn shoots. Unions for cam-whores and escorts are probably a long way off, so that’s nothing to worry about.

Fourth, the location of the shoots could be an issue. I’d not feel comfortable inviting some shady women into my apartment. However, you could either rent a cheap place or book a hotel room. You’d presumably have to switch hotels every once in a while because I could well imagine that you could get flagged for suspicious behavior. As an example, I was told that in Sweden hotel staff is supposed to sic the police on you if they expect that you’re fucking a hooker in your room. Even if you don’t do that but instead produce a legitimate porn movie, the shot will probably come to a quick end once Sven and Göran barge in, handcuff you and pressure the woman into putting on the record that you’ve raped them.

Fifth, and a related issue, there is the question of security. If you invite some shady chicks into your swanky apartment, chances are that she might come back with Jamal and Tyrone, beat you up and steal your stack of Krugerrand coins. Thus, either renting a separate apartment through your company Whoremongers LLC or booking a hotel room would be better options. Yet, you’ll still have to deal with shady people. So, you’re probably better off inviting a few of your buff friends to hang around, and do some bonus scenes, so that a few of them can keep any gorillas in check she may have brought along. If your operation gets seriously big, you’ll probably want to pay for regular security.

Sixth, the issue of anonymity was brought up. Well, you’ll never be fully anonymous in the digital age. You can bet that Google, Facebook, and the NSA know more about you and your preferences than you know yourself. Heck, PornHub can probably better predict what kind of women you like to whack off too than you can, based on short video segments. While you’re still skipping through some video to see if it meets your high bars for ejaculating to, their patented PornBrain algorithm already knows that you’ll fall back to any permutation of your top ten keywords within 90 seconds.

That being said, you can make some precautions. Not only do you hide behind a limited-liability company, you also keep your face out of the camera. POV works fine, but you could also bang with a mask on, or in a robe, or whatever perversion tickles your fancy. Still, whatever you do, make sure that you can deal with the prospect of getting unmasked, figuratively speaking. Most guys will probably hi-five you if they learn that you are the creative mastermind and main protagonist of the PornHub smash hit series Regular Joe Gets Blown. On the other hand, if your dayjob is being a primary school teacher or a spokesman for gender equality at BigCorp, you should probably start looking into a career change before embarking on your adventures in pornography. A career in politics is likely also off the menu for you, unless you have Salvini-sized balls, in which case it would help you win elections.

For the time being, this is all I have to share on the topic of getting laid with real whores for less money thanks to the powers of capitalism. As you can see, a modicum of undergraduate economics can go a long way. Oh, and if you do start a porn business, inspired by my two posts on the topic, and want to show your immeasurable gratitude for me sharing my boundless wisdom for free on my blog, you’re welcome to hire me as an advisor.


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