Artificial Intelligence has had a resurgence of interest quite recently as the text-based AI ChatGPT is able to generate mainstream opinions at the press of a button. The tool is good enough to write undergrad papers in the humanities for you, and surely it will be able to replace a lot of journalists. Gone are the days where AI was only used to generate articles on sportsball results and summaries of financial earnings reports. With ChatGPT, you can even generate pretty decent dialogue. Text may have its limitations, given that society is rapidly moving away from the written word, though. Yet, convincing text generation is nonetheless important if you ever wanted to replace e-thots wholesale. In this article, I argue that ChatGPT and AI image manipulation are more or less sufficiently advanced to wreck the e-thot industry. This includes pornography, which is an industry that is already in shambles.

What’s in an e-thot?

Some of you may have heard of the “Turing test”, named after the homosexual British computer scientist Alan Turing. It says that a computer should be considered intelligent if its output is indistinguishable from a human. Arguably, based on this metric alone, chatbots are at this level already. Yet, to replace an e-thot, we need just not language production. There is also the visual aspect. The e-thot needs to look good in still images but also in motion. Seeing how extensively e-thots use video filters, so much so that the image you see may have little to do with the woman without her filters, you could plausibly argue that by getting rid of the women we simply cut out the, er, middle man.

There is the feminist argument that e-thots are entitled to the earnings of the men who donate to them (but they are also exploited by the patriarchy at the same time). Just recall the mainstream outrage that happened after 4chan launched Operation Thot-Audit, which led to e-thots getting reported to the authorities for not declaring their earnings. Society felt that this was not just because e-thots should not pay any taxes at all if they do not want to do so, teehee! Similarly, the mainstream will surely claim that e-thots are entitled to make use of the advances of AI, for instance by using advanced filters, but should not replaced by AI themselves. To that I would say that this is the core of capitalism. If we replace e-thots completely, we free up important resources for the labor pool, meaning that those women can then pursue other economic avenues, albeit I am not quite sure what those are supposed to be.

Reconstructing an e-thot with AI

I was recently made aware of the website PornPen, which allows you to generate hi-quality pictures of women in compromising situations. You provide this AI with a number of prompts, and out comes a picture of a computer-generated woman in a porn scene. There is as a wide variety of scenes, but if this is not too your liking, you can also generate images non-naked women who are not in the middle of some sexual activity. PornPen is not perfect yet, but it is surprisingly good. As a paying user, you can even fine-tune the resulting images and, of course, you can use the same prompts to generate a whole slew of virtual women. PornPen images sometimes contain bizarre artifacts. I have seen pictures where a woman’s arms blended into her legs, i.e. she was missing her hands. Another one had three legs, and a very amusing one had a chick suck on a free-floating glans. Nonetheless, the vast majority of results are surprisingly good.

The step from still images to animated images is almost trivial, if you break the task down into baby steps. Creating looping GIF images of a chick working a dick should be easy enough to produce as there is relatively little change between the various frames of such a video clip. From then onwards, you simply expand. There is a relatively limited number of plausible sex positions and surely an AI can figure it out. From then onwards, it is just a matter of modifying virtual bodies and faces to get the outcome you want. The basement dwellers behind PornPen are currently working on video, so we will probably get some results within months already.

You may think that realistic animation is perhaps a problem, but this is already a solved problem. AI can take care of it. Besides, we are talking about a relatively restricted set of motions and surely we can train an AI how to realistically shove a virtual dildo into a virtual goo-hole. Here is a video on AI-generated and very realistic animations in gaming:

Replacing the e-thot Titty Streamer

The biggest problems will be faced by the e-thot titty streamer. Those women pursue a line of work that involves sitting on their ass and shoving their tits into a camera while flailing around in some videogame. An AI will soon be able to do this, and given the relatively limited range of motion those women subject their body to, the visual part of the e-thot simulation is probably not much of a challenge at all. Note that we can of course make use of the same techniques real-world thots use, which means that we can apply real-time filters to add some spice to the appearance of virtual e-thots. Oh, and AIs surely do much better in those games, too.

“But what about typing?”, you may now ask. Their job is incredibly complex. For instance, e-thots spend part of her time on responding to chat messages as well. Yet, this is hardly writing at the level of Dostoevsky. Also, those e-thots already have staff at hand that take care this task. Behind every e-thot there is probably an army of Indians on her payroll typing, and the Indian H-1Bs in front of the screen believe they are talking to the e-thot herself! It is quite an spectacle, if you think about it. In any case, this kind of task is trivial to automate, given the very limited range of topics and modest vocabulary. Those e-thots also talk, though, and this is where a derivative of ChatGPT could come into play. After all, there is AI that creates realistic voices, so all it takes is hooking up ChatGPT, e-thot version, to such an AI-powered text-to-speed system, and you get your e-thot replacement.

Strangling the Porn Industry

The porn industry is not doing very well anymore. Gone are all the big publishers of years past. There are not even any genuine porn stars anymore, now that every whore with smart phone can (and does!) upload videos of herself gobbling down cocks. Jenna Jameson was a household name, albeit for a short time. Today, the male gaze is spread across many thousands of whores who want to make money in porn. The market is oversaturated, but there is still money left for big portals. I assume they make money via advertising. There are probably also some unclear money streams, for instance because some people with sinister intentions want to promote tranny or interracial porn.

The vocabulary needed for an e-porn whore is even more limited than what a titty streamer needs to get by. Probably nobody would complain if their ability to express themselves was limited to moaning and getting choked. There are relatively few categories of porn, so an AI could be easily trained on those. I think that there may even be a faster way than using terabytes of porn. Some modern video games have incredibly detailed character models, and those can be manipulated at will, which means that you can create as much training data as you would like, and at very little cost. Thus, instead of using video to train an AI what a hot chick should look like, you can start with the character model of Jill Valentine in the Resident Evil 3 remake, or 2B in Nier: Automata, and go from there. The character model of Jill is quite astonishing. There is even a scene in the game where she gets a tentacle rammed down her throat. I would not be surprised if this inspired some people to create animated porn with her, but not involving a tentacle.

Getting the Face Right

Probably the biggest challenge of video in motion is the face, as it is the most detailed part of the human body. Thankfully, this is already a solved problem, albeit commercial solutions are probably very expensive. The Davos crowd, in fact, supports this technology. As you may know, there is a fake White House set that is used for press conferences. Probably a fake Joe Biden was used in some speeches at this fake White House. Give it a year or two, and we can model female faces to overlay them on AI generated videos.

Outlook

I do not promote porn consumption and if I had a son, I would not want him to watch porn either. Still, there are some men for whom porn is a real problem, which is exploited by the porn industry to poison your brain with garbage ideas. The rise of cuckoldry, for instance, is surely a consequence of saturating society with porn videos as it turns the viewer into a voyeur. On that note, I once was asked if I had tips on “healthier” porn consumption, so I suggested that if you need to watch this stuff, look for videos of girls playing with themselves or some POV videos. Still, even with those videos, the purveyors of porn push heavily subversive images onto you, for instance by presenting you with a never-ending stream of tattooed women. As we know from infamous and by now most certainly deleted posts, those porn portals also promote interracial porn and all kinds of paraphilias on their audience.

In contrast, with individualized, AI-generated porn the consumer could get what he wants. If you don’t feel like pulling up a porn site and the algorithm sneakily inserting videos of black men having sex with shiksas, gay porn, or tranny porn, into your search results you could simply tell your AI to generate some porn clips that match your desires. A world in which men could create some ideal virtual women to whack off to is probably much better than our current world where your options are much more limited.