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The Irony of White Bridal Dresses

While men increasingly check out of long-term relationships and marriage, women don’t. If anything, getting married has only become much more coveted. It is easy to see why this is the case, considering misandrist laws in much of the Western world. A man marrying a woman potentially throws away at least half his assets. In many cases, it is more. Just think of cases where he pays off all her student debts, and later on she gets half the assets in the marriage on top, or think of cases where she gets the house because it is “better for the children”.

Women love to marry, but they don’t seem to love being married. Indeed, some commenters described marriage as a “social orgasm”, and that is a most fitting description. On that note, have you had a look at popular wedding dresses? It seems that they are getting ever more elaborate. They can’t extravagant enough. All eyes have to be on the bride who is dressed in all white. When I learned why wedding dresses are white, I chuckled. The reason is that the wedding dress symbolizes the purity of the woman getting married. Yes, instead of purity you can as well just be blunt and use the word ‘virginity’. White is the color of virgins. Fast forward from the 19th or early 20th to the early 21st century, and the contrast could not be more bizarre. Instead of virgins getting married off, we have women who take a one or two-decade-long ride on the cock carousel and then latch on to some beta cuck for his assets.

While in the past, virgin brides wore a white dress as a symbol of virginity, the modern woman instead seems to wear a white dress to as some kind of camouflage. The contrast could not be starker. The fitting equivalent would be if we had cucked men getting married in a muscle suit, which they take off afterwards to return to their own pathetic self, just like the bride, once she has become that cuck’s wife, takes off her wedding dress in order to reemerge as her old self, with her staggering partner count, tattoos all over her body, and drug or alcohol problems on top. Instead of wearing in white, it would be more appropriate if your stereotypical modern woman wore a white dress only after it has been covered in dirt and cum stains, and drenched in piss and beer. That would not be as visually appealing, but it would be a lot closer to reality.


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5 thoughts on “The Irony of White Bridal Dresses

  1. (The fitting equivalent would be if we had cucked men getting married in a muscle suit)
    Haha that one made me laugh.
    Would be a great joke for a wedding webstore.
    Sales pitch, If she can pass for a virgin, you can pass for Hulk hoggan. Muscle wedding suit with free plastic gold rolex and fake championship belt. Now on sale for $299,-

  2. “Women love to marry, but they don’t seem to love being married.”

    => Yes, women want their big day (i.e. wedding day). Like careers, women are good at getting a job getting good university grades and being ever so smooth in job interviews. But then keeping the job (i.e. following through) is a different story. Hence the higher drop-out rate of women in law, medicine, engineering. (Or it’s the patriarchy causing women to drop out, right?)

    “A man marrying a woman potentially throws away at least half his assets. In many cases, it is more. Just think of cases where he pays off all her student debts, and later on she gets half the assets in the marriage on top…”

    => Pity the fool who marries a woman with baggage like fat student debt or a fat mortgage (on top of a fat ass). There could be a way to check a woman’s credit history (NOT her credit score – the credit score is useless info). The credit history will tell you what ongoing and past debts she has.

    With fin tech companies partnering with credit reporting agencies (like Equifax, Transunion, etc.), you could get a free online account. So you could impersonate your gf as long as you know her birthdate and living address. Even if you can’t bypass the security the questions, the security questions are based on one’s credit transactions. So that alone can give you a sense of what debts she has.

    1. More like a legal extortion contract. I don’t believe most guys even have the slightest idea what they’re actually sighing for. It’s literally the worst legal contract you can possibly sign as a guy. Why not get a bj from a alligator while they’re at it. The end result is just as predictable.

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