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Sweden has always been an Islamic country!

I don’t think there is a country that is more cucked than Sweden. Where else could you show up as an illegal immigrant, with three wives and 16 kids in tow, and have the government provide you with three apartments in one of the nicest areas of the country? That is just the tip of the iceberg, though. Any of the myriads of examples you could come up with have one thing in common: they all illustrate that the Swedish elites glorify third-world immigrants and put their “culture” above their own. For the Swedish elites, those people can’t rape their own women and bankrupt their country fast enough, it seems.

If you have read George Orwell’s 1984, you may remember that “Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia”. That is not the case in the novel. Instead, as soon as Oceania enters war with Eastasia, the ruling party has history rewritten in order to fit the situation at present. The regular Joe is supposed to swallow as truth whatever the party preaches. The goal is to have people so brainwashed that they no longer question whatever the ruling party constructs as reality. Of course, any parallels to contemporary mob leftist rule are merely coincidental.

Just as Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia, so has Sweden always been an Islamic country. Indeed, it is quite shocking to what length Swedish academics intellectual prostitutes go to construct a reality that fits their political ideology, even if it is utterly absurd. A prime example is recent research conducted by archaeologists at the University of Uppsala. They looked at Viking funeral clothes and insist that “Allah” is embroidered on it:

But a new investigation into the garments – found in 9th and 10th Century graves – has thrown up groundbreaking insights into contact between the Viking and Muslim worlds. Patterns woven with silk and silver thread have been found to spell the words “Allah” and “Ali”.

This sounds baffling already. Yet, as you dig deeper you look into true madness. Here is what cucked archaeologist Annika Larsson had to do:

To unlock the puzzle, she enlarged the letters and examined them from all angles, including from behind. “I suddenly saw that the word ‘Allah’ [God] had been written in mirrored lettering,” she says.

I had to read this twice because I couldn’t believe that somebody could say something so incredibly stupid. I’ll repeat it for you, too, because you surely also think that there is no way the Swedish taxpayer wastes enormous amounts of money on such shoddy research. Well, sadly, you are wrong if you think that. Annika Larsson indeed stated that she enlarged embroidered letters, looked at them from all angles and couldn’t find any Arabic letters. Yet, once she mirrored them, she “unlocked the puzzle”. In her Islamophilia (and Occidentophobia) she frantically looked for “Allah” and was not willing to give up until she found it.

Seriously, look at this bullshit:

Annika Larsson is clearly obsessed:

Larsson has so far found the names on at least 10 of the nearly 100 pieces she is working through, and they always appear together. The new find now raises fascinating questions about the grave’s occupants. “The possibility that some of those in the graves were Muslim cannot be completely ruled out,” she says.

LOL. How about phrasing it a bit more carefully, for instance, “The possibility that those patterns that have at best an accidental similarity to certain Arabic letters indicate that some Vikings were Muslims is extremely far-fetched at best.”

I find it very peculiar that she claimed that she found those patterns on “at least 10” pieces. This sounds like an estimate. Otherwise, you would say that the pattern was on 10 or on more than 10 pieces.

Let me pull out Occam’s razor! Somehow, the first thing that comes to mind is that if the Vikings were Muslim, then why wouldn’t they have smeared “Allah” all over the place? You probably need to have an IQ of more than 95 to figure out that there is furthermore no sound reason why those fabled muzzie-Vikings wrote “Allah” in mirrored letters that were so small that you need a fucking magnifying glass (and a mirror!) to read them. Believing the opposite is reason to believe that the next step is not to publish those “results” but to go see a psychiatrist because we’re dealing with a case of delusion here. But, hey, who cares about rationality in the age of feminist research? Certainly not Annika Larsson from Uppsala University. Instead, her revelation paves the way for future research, for which the conclusion is already known before having done any actual work:

“Now that I am looking at Viking patterns differently, I am convinced I will find more Islamic inscriptions in the remaining fragments from these excavations, and other Viking era textiles.

Sure, look long enough, and you’ll find it. Annika Larsson may want to brush up on linear transformation as a next step because there is no way there won’t be Arabic symbols to be found on whatever artifacts we look at. In the worst case, we’ll just manipulate our sources until there is some resemblance.

To me it seems that those haters of the West are so obsessed with Islam that any pretense of intellectual honesty goes right out the window. I am appalled.

8 thoughts on “Sweden has always been an Islamic country!

  1. Well duh, they were “closet vikin-muslims” who never made it into a society open enough to accept them for who they really were! They never had the opportunity to “come out of the closet” and show off their fabulous muslim-hood, so they secretly hid in in the stitching of their tunics. That way, when other closet muslim-vikings walked by they could flash each other their collars then laugh with girlish delight (tee-hee) that they had pulled one over on ol’ Odin, that one eyed bastard. They served Allah, baby! And some day, thousands of years from now, there would be some super smart science chick juuuuust smart enough to figure out the secret – the code. Then, THEN the secret of the closeted muslim-viking would revealed in all its glory!

    (sorry, got a little carried away with this one, but I couldn’t stop)

    1. No worries. That academic also got carried away a little bit. (What an utter joke most of academia has become!)

  2. ” Annika Larsson from Uppsala University”

    For German speakers this has quite some comic value 😉

  3. To think that once upon a time they mopped up half of Europe with their armies.

    Gustavus Adolphus and Axel Oxenstierna are rolling furiously in their graves.

  4. IIRC, the Greenland settlers (or maybe it was Icelandic?) in their prayers specifically asked God to protect them from “the terror of the turk”.

  5. If the Vikings were muslim, how come they ate so much spam? Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spammedy spam.

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