When browsing my favorite satirical news site the other day, I came across a picture by Alexandria “Occasional” Cortez (AOC), that bartender-turned-mouthpiece that may very well run for U.S. president in six or ten years. The Democrats are really that unhinged. Here is the picture:
The context is that AOC did a publicity stunt where she and her posse traveled to some facilities near the Mexican border. She is seen crying, supposedly over what she sees on the other side of that fence. Too bad that there is another picture making the rounds that reveals that there is only a parking lot, as opposed to illegal immigrants
in temporary housing far better than what they have in their home country forcefully separated by their children or whatever.
As it has been noted, AOC has hit the wall already, and she’s not even 30. I guess a career in bartending does that to you. For extra credit, guess how many dicks your average bartender hops onto. If you didn’t know better, you’d believe that they altruistically and compulsively fuck dudes for free. Of course, I’m not insinuating that AOC was a huge slut in her bartending days. As far as I’m concerned, that woman is a paragon of virtue and integrity, all evidence to the contrary withstanding.
What the picture with the photoshopped mustache on her mug shows is that, even with heavy makeup on, she has rather masculine features. Sure, she’s not as masculine as the
One of the biggest revelations for me was that the looks of women are much more of a facade than you think. Even if you don’t get laid a lot, you probably have some perception of the fact that women look worse without their makeup on. Why else would they put on a mask if that where not the case? However, as I pulled more and more women and entered relationships, I realized how much of a show they really put on.
I am not even talking about push-up bras or yoga pants that shape their ass. No, instead I’m referring to the seldom acknowledged issue of hair. It’s all over their body. Obviously, they need to shave their armpits and pussy, and most women do that. Yet, this is only the tip of the iceberg. Women do not have naturally smooth legs, for instance. Instead, that is the result of waxing or shaving. How sexy would her legs be with a, however thin, layer of hair sprouting all over?
Also, a lot of women shave not just their legs and armpits. They have hair growing in their face as well. You may have noticed, particularly if you’ve traveled to countries in which people have dark, thick hair, that there are some older women who seem to have a bona fide mustache. Their daughters and granddaughters also have that. However, because they shave their face, you don’t know about it. Before you think this jab at ethnics is in any way racially motivated, you should keep in mind that the same is true even for naturally blonde Scandinavian women.
As much as I dislike the degeneracy of Berlin, I am grateful for how much my stint in that particular biotope taught me about human nature. A staple of the night life there is that people go out rather late. Many club nights only start to get going at around 2 a.m. Furthermore, some people party for two days straight. If you pull a girl after a two-nighter (hers, not yours, obviously), you may pull down her stockings and feel a lot more hair than you’d like.
What I appreciated about party chicks was that many of them just speak their mind freely. It’s almost as if they don’t think before they open their mouth. One chick blurted out, “Fuck, I should have shaved!” when she looked into her pocket mirror and realized that her upper lip was not entirely free of hair anymore. Sure enough, there was an imperceptibly thin layer of soft, blonde stubble. I would not even have noticed that. As I later learned, this woman was not an exception at all. In fact, because she was blonde and because blondes have thinner hair and also belong to a minority, she was a lot less affected by that than most women.
Makeup is only the beginning. Imagine what the dating world would look like if we banned make-up, shaving products, and deceptive clothing. I bet hardly anybody would want to fuck anymore.
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