I never thought I would use the words “attractive” and “59-year-old” in a sentence, yet here were are: Yesterday, the YouTube algorithm suggested I watch a video about the senate hearing of Trump’s new Attorney General who happens to be the very attractive 59-year-old Pam Bondi. Her full name is apparently Pamela Jo Bondi and I wonder if I have come across that name in porn because something is not quite right here. In any case, the YouTube algorithm succeeded in getting my attention. I simply wondered what joker put the image of a blonde porn slut in the video thumbnail. As I have a deep interest in US politics, I skipped through this video in an attempt to unravel this mystery. You can do this exercise for yourself. Here is the video:

Of course, as an embedded video, the thumbnail image is enlarged, so Pam Bondi maybe looks marginally less hot, but check out the video! This woman is 59 years old and looks about half her age, without any exaggeration. On top, she does not just look like a 30-year-old, she looks like a still-pretty-hot 30-year-old. More correctly, she looks like the kind of 30-year-old you would definitely bang. Amazingly, Pam Bondi does not have the voice of an old woman either. She obviously uses make up and most certainly had plenty of plastic surgery done. However, the same is true for basically every other female who is a public figure, so this is not a good argument.

Below are two pictures of Pam Bondi (“fair use” is assumed). I have taken them from other video thumbnails on YouTube. She definitely has the raunchy MILF look down. It is also quite revealing to compare Pam Bondi to formerly super-hot women. Let us start with boner queen Denise Richards, a woman so hot that the first-print edition of the Wild Things DVD came with a red sticker warning you that long-lasting full erections can lead to permanent damage of penile tissue. I do not even want to embed a picture of her at the age of 40, but feel free to check this Daily Mail article to see for yourself. Now I really wonder what Pam Bondi looked like at 25. If her current looks are any indication, then she should probably have been in Wild Things, asking Mr. Lombardo where his hose is.

Pam Bondi did not hit the wall. Apparently she did not even notice that there is one. Speaking of wall hitters, Michelle Trachtenberg, arguably the sexiest woman the Jewish race has ever produced, judging by her performance in EuroTrip, looks like total crap nowadays and she is not even 40 years old yet. Wikipedia has a picture of her at 33. In it, she is about as sexually attractive as the trash bin in my kitchen. Between Michelle Trachtenberg at 33 and Pam Bondi at 59, you would know whom to pick.

The playing field is not even. A regular woman without the financial means of Pam Bondi will obviously not be able to get copious amounts of cosmetic surgery. Make-up is expensive, too. Well, you can rest assured that the typical well-off US female with connections also knows about cosmetic surgery or where to get adrenochrome or which clinics swap her blood with the blood of a child. All of that is a given. Yet, superior genes apparently very clearly have an effect well into old age. Most women are done at around 40, and for good evolutionary reasons. After their eggs have dried up, there is no longer any plausible evolutionary mechanism that would select for women to remain sexually attractive into middle age. In contrast, you almost wonder if Pam Bondi is still fertile. There surely is no shortage of men who would be curious to find an answer to that question.

I think that cosmetic surgery can be very effective. However, there are clear limits. I am not even aware of a single example where cosmetic surgery turned a genuinely unattractive man or woman into a Chad or Stacy. Sure, Elon Musk went from a 5/10 to, perhaps, a 7/10, and he has his many billions, too. Yet, he is far, far away from having the sexual appeal of a guy like Jeremy Meeks. Put pictures of, for instance, Michael Douglas at 60 next to Elon Musk at 40 and you cannot help but wonder if they belong to different species. With women, the effect of cosmetic surgery seems to be even more limited. Of course, Scarlet Johansson benefited from her nose job and whatever other small adjustments she got done, but even without that she was a 9 or a 10. For every Scarlet Johansson there are ten thousand vapid bitches who get lip fillers or butt implants. You cannot even say that a 6/10 who gets fake boobs even becomes more attractive as a consequence. Instead, you are looking at an ugly chick with fake boobs. Without a good genes, Pam Bondi would not look the way she does at her age, regardless of cosmetic surgery. It is really quite remarkable.