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What you can learn from reality porn for picking up women

Some time ago a guy sent me an email, telling me that he really enjoyed reading Sleazy Stories. His own experiences didn’t compare to the ones I describe in that book. However, he wrote that what he sees in reality porn makes Sleazy Stories very believable. I chuckled, but he then elaborated and sent me a few links as well as further information.

Through this I learnt how a particular kind of reality porn works. You may be familiar with the genre: a room full of women and a bunch of strippers that get blown by half the chicks in the audience. There is no shortage of facials either, and occasionally you witness full-blown intercourse. All of this is filmed with amateur video equipment to make it look authentic. I was under the impression that all of this is staged or at least semi-scripted: you get a bunch of bottom-tier porn starlets, maybe some local escorts, and a few dozen extras. However, apparently the setup is much more elaborate. Apparently, plenty of the extras suck dick because of the “party atmosphere”. They are probably too dumb to realize that the three chicks next to them who just blew some dude very theatrically were paid to do so. Now that stripper is standing in front of them and dangling his schlong. Of course, Susie the Slut doesn’t want to be the odd one out, so she deep-throats the stripper too.

When I first heard this, I thought this was nonsense, but then I saw video evidence. Of course, I’m not going to link to porn on this blog, but I remember that one of the videos I was sent links of had the title “Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party” and came with a textual description that started the following way:

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious – dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand.

I’m obviously typing this from memory, so I’m not sure these hints will lead you to the source. I haven’t even managed to find it again myself, to be honest. If you want to whack off, it’s not the best material, but if you want to see a complete train wreck, you’ll be at the right place. Anyway, the, er, plot of the clip is easily retold: a hired extra sucks off a dude, eagerly let’s him blow a load on her face, and then remembers that she’s married, and that there is now video proof of what a cheap whore she is. Within a fraction of a second, her facial expression switches from being happy that a dude covered her face with cum to this:

Thankfully she is out of focus, so you can’t tell that she has cum on her face

That’s right, she’s about to cry. Unfortunately, the dude filming her then moves away. A crying chick with cum on her face is probably not nearly worth as much for a pornographer than one with cum on her face who does not cry.

But why am I telling you this? The reason is quite simple: the woman in that video has demonstrated two qualities that make it very easy to fuck her. First, she shows incredibly poor judgment by being an extra in a porn shoot. Second, she has very poor impulse control. She sees a hard cock in front of her face, and her instinctive reaction is to suck it. Letting a complete stranger unload a wad of cum on her face is apparently nothing special for her. A woman with poor impulse control but reasonable judgment, however, would not have put herself in a situation where she could get aroused and do something she may regret. That is one reason why I tell guys that if their girlfriend regularly has a “ladies’ night” with her slutty friends, chances that she’ll fuck a random dude are quite high. If she didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend, she wouldn’t dress like a slut and go to a club.

For you, dear horny male reader, though, there is an important takeaway: the women you end up fucking quickly, either after pulling her from the club or even right in the club show exactly the same poor judgment as that slut in the video. They deliberately put themselves in a situation where they could easily get aroused, and now that they got horny, they need to feel a hard cock in them because they have no impulse control. Nevermind that they have a boyfriend or husband waiting at home — she’s horny right now, and if she gets the chance, she will act on it.

If your girlfriend is like that, dump her asap. If a girl you just met is like that, pump and dump her. However, you’re probably better off not bothering with her at all.

13 thoughts on “What you can learn from reality porn for picking up women

  1. At least this woman showed remorse immediately afterward. I have seen a lot of married women do worse without even blinking.

    1. I wonder if she actually feels guilty for betraying her significant other, or if she suddenly realized that she had significantly less leverage during the likely inevitable divorce proceedings to come.

  2. Regrettably, I could never top “Sleazy Stories”.

    My sojourn in the military made me aware of the correlation between deployments and revolving doors in the married personnel quarters. In corporate land, I was often with a bunch of female staff on business trips who had several sleep overs after hours but were the pictures of devoted wives and girlfriends when they were picked up at the airport. I also had a couple of married friends whose found out their wives had long term boyfriends. I am pretty cynical, but I come by it honestly. I think men can be just as bad, but they do not have as many opportunities usually.

    1. Consider me a buyer. Thinking of it now I know what I’ll use as a standard birthday gift for my bros going forward. Your books are well priced, fun and helpful and on top of that I get to support your activity -win win I’d say.
      Keep ’em coming.
      Looking forward to the meditation book.

  3. I’m sitting on a sequel to Sleazy Stories, by the way.

    I just remembered that I didn’t read the original Sleazy Stories yet. I am too busy to go through it now. I have read the other three books though.

    Eagerly waiting for the meditation book without the new age nonsense.

  4. In case anybody cares to see, if you type “Bad Times at the Bachelorette Party” at xvideos its literally the first search result.

  5. I watched the entire movie and she is clearly a porn star. From the very beginning she fucks every guy in the room and eats out multiple girls. Perhaps there is something I am missing but that is my take.

    1. What is the full movie called? I’m a bit skeptical regarding your statement as in that porn genre vaginal sex between man and woman is the exception. Also, I don’t think girl-on-girl action plays a big role either as it’s about the fantasy of seeing hordes of women lusting after the few strippers.

  6. Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party is on Motherless.com in it’s entirety. The roughly 30 minute clip is all her basically following her around the “party”. She bangs several well known male and female porn stars including interracial sex with Wesley Pipes. Give it a look and you will understand why I made that comment regarding the movie. As porn goes it is not bad, a better scene showing regret is “Cody Lane Bonus Scene” where Cody Lane prior to her second scene ever (“Who’s That Girl” series) has the producer fuck her in the ass with no lube just spit-it is her first anal ever and is as real as porn gets. Google that scene and see her instant regret as this dude plows her ass for the first time ever, it is as real as it gets…..

    1. Thanks for your elaborations! I skipped through the movie. Interestingly, the scene where she has the emotional breakdown is right at the end. Assuming that the clip was shot in order — I don’t think those amateur video producers bother much with re-shooting scenes or rearranging them —, the general point of my post still stands, though. A fitting alternative explanation is that she realized that she’s now officially a whore.

      The regret motive is rather interesting in general. It doesn’t take long to come across porn where the women don’t seem to be enjoying all that much what they signed up for.

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