Let’s continue bashing Western whores! Here’s another of my observations: some Western women use sex as a means to pay the rent. It’s essentially covert prostitution. The cynics among you may now say that this is old news because wives and girlfriends do the same, but I’m talking about literal cases. I’ll mention four examples.

The first instance happened when I was in my teens. My father used to hang out in a particular cafe and was friends with plenty of restaurateurs and cafe owners. One late afternoon, we had planned to meet at one of his favorite watering holes. He was busy talking to the owner, so he told me to order something and wait until they were done. It was a fancier place, so I felt tempted to check out the washrooms first, and there I found something I didn’t expect. I also didn’t find something I did expect: First, unlike many washrooms in Germany, there were no graffiti to be seen anywhere, and the place was clean. However, more interesting was a handwritten note by a young woman, with a picture attached, who was looking for a sugar daddy who would either pay her rent in exchange for services, or with whom she could live rent free. She claimed that she leaves men “well-satisfied”. For teen-future-Aaron Sleazy that was quite startling.

Many years later I was partying in Berlin and banging a lot of sluts. As I don’t like German girls that much, as they have a pretty shitty attitude compared to women of many other nationalities, I enjoyed what the world had to offer in the comfort of my own city. A few times, though, I took women home who told me they hadn’t booked a hotel or hostel “yet”. One even told me outright that she likes going on weekend trips, and that she can’t really afford staying in a hotel, so she bangs dudes and can hopefully stay at their place. She referred to this as “vagabonding”; I call it “whoring”. Well, it’s not that I object being objectified. In all fairness, though, Berlin is a bit of a special case because there are plenty of clubs that are open for several days without a break, some open on Thursday at midnight, and start kicking out people on Monday morning. Of course this doesn’t mean that everybody is taking speed and partying 84 hours straight, but it’s certainly doable to fly in late in the evening, party until noon, and check into a hotel the next afternoon.

A slightly higher-class version of tourist party whores I encountered in Berlin as well. I was flying in from London to visit friends, and had no place in Berlin at that time. On public transport from the airport to the city center, though, an arty tall and very good-looking blonde caught my eye. We made eye contact, she smiled, and I said hi. We were chatting a bit and it didn’t take that long for her to get a touchy-feely. Among others, she mentioned that she had just stayed in some guy’s atelier for a few months in London and could therefore live rent-free. Otherwise, she had just been enjoying herself. As she had grown tired of London (the guy probably kicked her out and she couldn’t find a new guy to mooch off), she now wanted to “explore” Berlin, i.e. party, drink, take drugs, sucking lots of dicks. However, she had no place to stay yet — and she asked me about my living situation, inquiring whether I’d have a couch for her to sleep on. That was not the case, but if that had been an option, she most certainly would have taken The Sleaze’s mighty dick in exchange for free rent. Funnily enough, she contacted me later a few days later to let me know that she’s alright and that she found a place to stay, but that she would have preferred me.

The reason I thought of all that was that recently a friend of mine who moved to Stockholm, Sweden, caught up with me. For those not familiar with it, the housing situation in Stockholm is brutal. The waiting list for public housing is well over a decade long (yay, socialism!). Buying a place is hardly an option either. Many Swedes have mortgages with an amortization period of over 100 years (!), and only because the government recently outlawed interest-only mortgages. As a consequence, there are many young people who are stuck living at home because they can’t find a place to live. Of course, there are loop-holes because you can jump the public housing queue if you’re a politician or a “refugee”. Otherwise, you’re shit out of luck. However, enterprising young girls found another loop-hole: they simply whore themselves out on Tinder, looking for a place to stay. My friend showed me profiles of women who wrote that they are not looking for a hookup, but for a place to stay and would (hint, hint) find ways to contribute. One wrote that she couldn’t pay much if any rent, but that no guy would regret taking her in. Amusingly, she also wrote that initially she’d like to only “commit” for six weeks, in case things don’t work so well.

So, if I’m referring to Western women as Western whores, I’m not exaggerating.