Most of you are probably familiar with some if not all of the more well-known supposedly conservative female YouTubers. I’m thinking of Lauren Southern, Faith Goldy, Blonde in the Belly of the Beast, and Roaming Millennial. There are certainly many others jumping on the bandwagon. Those women have in common that they claim to be conservatives. But are they really?
What I think is going on is something rather devious: these women target thirsty beta men, of which there certainly is no shortage on this planet. What those women do is using their looks to attract a largely male audience. The content they produce is at best an afterthought. In that regard they are similar to female streamers on Twitch who ineptly play video games some of the time but who let their tits hang out all the time. Those girls rake it in for a few short years. You can see the same effect with the conservative women on YouTube: they exchange youth for money.
Now you may wonder what the big deal is. If so, then maybe read the last sentence of the last paragraph again. Let me ask more to the point: would a conservative woman do what any of those women do? Probably plenty of you don’t even know conservative women in real life because they are so rare, so here are a few hints with regards to their behavior:
1) They are hardly active on social media
2) They don’t pursue a career in the spotlight of the media
3) They don’t use their looks in order to make money
4) They want to settle down soon
5) They are not promiscuous
All of this is just off the top of my head. I could extend this list at will. But let’s work with those few items and see how our conservative YouTubers measure up.
If those women were conservative, they would not flaunt their looks online. Of course, there is a wide spectrum. Faith Goldy is certainly the most aggressive of the women I mentioned, with her fake lips and Botox injections. She is also dressed in the most provocative way. Looks-wise, she could pass for an escort. I’d say she’s aggressively trying to market her looks because she can already see the wall. Faith Goldy is 28 and not married.
Lauren Southern claims to be 22 but looks way older (one, two). This most certainly indicates poor lifestyle choices. If Lauren Southern were a true conservative, she would be much more concerned about how she presents herself. I certainly can’t imagine a conservative woman showing up in yoga pants, trying to get thirsty men to support her via Patreon. Lauren Southern is not married. Okay, if she’s really 22, then that’s still fine. According to other sources, she is at least 26 or 27. A conservative woman who wants to have a family would have given birth to one or two children by that age.
I covered Blonde in the Belly of the Beast to some extent as she is the least convincing “conservative” woman out there (one, two, three, four). She had an active dating life and a career that went nowhere. Her looks are at best mediocre. Seeing that she made poor life decisions, she now tries to use YouTube to attract a partner or something like that. I’d say the proof is in the pudding and if a self-declared conservative woman decides to settle down after years of partying, she’s clearly not a conservative. She’s just another of the many women in their late 20s or early 30s who noticed the writing on the wall.
I haven’t watched many of Roaming Millennial’s videos. At first I was tempted to give her a pass because she’s half-Asian, but she’s really not all that different from the others. Similarly, she is using her looks to make a living, so that is a line of work that is only good for a few years of income.
This was obviously just a cursory analysis, but it is sufficient to show how inconsistent the messaging of those women is. A big part of conservatism is a view towards the future. They want to conserve a functioning society. (In contrast, leftists dream of revolution and universal basic income.) Now, think about this some more: does it make sense for a conservative woman to pursue a career that will only be viable for a few years? I don’t think so at all.
Instead of calling those female YouTubers conservatives, they should be viewed roughly in the same category as female streamers, cam girls, strippers, and porn starlets: opportunists who want cash in on their looks, with little awareness of what a poor choice they have made. Now you could say that Lauren Southern or someone else currently makes a lot of money. That would be completely beside the point. Her career choice was a high-risk move. She dropped out of a bullshit degree at a bottom-tier university, the hardly esteemed University of the Fraser Valley. The expected value of such a choice is low. A more conservative woman would not act like that.
On a side note, I don’t think that Lauren Southern is fiscally conservative. I recall that when Patreon kicked her off the platform, she put up a video in which she was pleading for money and didn’t seem particularly cool and collected. I’m going out on a limb here, but given that she is currently largely living off her looks (and little else) she is likely headed towards an uncertain future. Right now, she’s riding a wave of relative success, but let her age another few years optically and she’ll be done. Really, what a time to be alive this is for at best average looking women: you can pretend to be conservative and have thirsty betas throw money at you. It’s ridiculous.
A particular issue with those women is that they have no unique selling proposition (USP). They do little more than regurgitate what they find online. I’d say that Roaming Millennial is significantly smarter than the others. In particular, Blonde seems to be an intellectual bottom feeder. The problem with this is that the next cute chick can easily unseat them. That’s similar to the next batch of young sluts causing another wave of women in their late 20s to lament that there are no good men left. In contrast, a guy like Black Pigeon Speaks will be able to put out material for decades. Yet, how will a fifty-year-old Lauren Southern compete with the next college drop out who figures the faux-conservative game, gets a boob job, lip job, and hair extension so that she looks good in front of the camera when telling beta men online that conservatism is sexy? Thus, those fake conservatives are fighting a losing battle. Let’s hope they all find their buff cucked billionaire.