In the comment section of my article Sour grapes and hot women, reader Dan mentioned Sophia Thiel, an Internet marketer focussing on fitness. He wrote:
What I know and see a lot are women who don’t have the best looks (face) who work out a lot, keep a strict diet and dress well. A good example for that (she’s known on the media) is Sophia Thiel. Some “social media guys” made fun of her face and voice.
At first I was inclined to label this a good example of sour grapes. In fact, I recall going out with some dudes, pulling some girl, only to have a guy who hasn’t gotten laid for years talking shit about a girl I was going to bang. I’m not talking about uglos, but pretty good looking women. However, for Joe Virgin an average face on a banging body is apparently a deal breaker. She had the most perfect legs I had ever seen, yet Joe didn’t like that she had “the face of an accountant”. Good thing he didn’t bang her.
Anyway, back to Sophia Thiel! Frankly, I didn’t know who she was, so I looked her up. That’s her:
Then I looked up her website. She’s selling a 12-week program on how to get in shape, following the standard marketing template for bullshit products. But, hey, as long as you are only looking at images, you may not realize the downsides. Go check out her YouTube channel! Don’t mute it, but instead take it all in. At that point you should realize that something is up:
- her voice is incredibly deep
- she’s got hydrocephalus (don’t let the picture above fool you)
- she puts on a ton of makeup, possibly to cover up her acne
- her body fat levels are unnaturally low (not on all pictures)
- her traps are ridiculously large
All signs point to her being a roider. Yes, she probably makes a ton of money, and she made an effort to improve her looks. However, I think she clearly overextended herself. My perception is, admittedly, shaped by personal experience. One fine day, I approached a woman who was very well-trained. Sour grapes or not, you’d probably take a second look if Sophia Thiel-quality glutes in tight pants walked past you. Where was I? Right, so as I enter the climbing hall, I see this tall brunette with a fabulously tight ass. She turned around, realizes that I was checking her out, and responds with a massive smile. I go right in and I ask her how she’s doing — and as she responds, she triggered a flight response in me. Her voice was incredibly off-putting. It wasn’t even as deep as Sophia Thiel’s voice, just deeper than the vocal range of women I find pleasant.
Now that I have heard Sophia Thiel’s voice, my cock tells me to GTFO when I look at pictures that show off her impressive glutes. But, who knows, maybe I’m just a hypocrite and don’t want to admit to myself that I’m applying a double standard, first mocking Joe Virgin, only to disparage women with masculine voices moments later. Nah, I’m okay.