Here is another video from YouTuber “No BS”. He mocks Hannah Witton, a fattie from England I’ve never heard of, but who has a staggering 350,000 subscribers on her channel. Isn’t she glorious?
Anyway, that petite little princess complained to the whole wide world that she has been single since the age of 19. She’s 24 now. For the mathematically challenged feminists that may stumble across this post, that’s, like, half a decade. Watch her whine, and listen to YouTuber “No BS” mocking her here:
The video does a good job ripping her to shreds. Quite frankly, I am baffled that a whale like that can gain any prominence at all online, considering how strikingly unattractive she is. Yet, she’s making a living as a sex educator. What kind of sex life could she have? We know, by her own admission, that she can’t get a date at an age that would normally be considered the prime of a woman. Thus, she may get the occasional hook-up. I don’t even want to think this through further, but suffice to say that a girl looking like that won’t get quality men, and if her experience, which isn’t all that unlikely, consists only of several of Chad’s ugly cousins, all shit-faced, trying to find any of her holes, then there really isn’t a lot she could teach.
I even wonder how much sex she could have gotten in her teens. Well, there are allegedly guys who claim to go “whaling”, i.e. deliberately hitting on fat women, based on the belief that fatties try harder to please a man. I’d say that’s an urban myth, but who knows how bad things are in England. They certainly drink a lot over there. If they managed to stay drunk for half a year, then no woman would have to experience being single from 19 to 24. Alas, we’re not quite there yet. On the other hand, ladies, a vibrator completely replaces a man anyway, amirite? I mean, except when you bitch that no man wants you.