Here are some notes from Capt. Obvious on slutty women and why you should not seriously date them, inspired by a comment left by Chuck on my post on born-again virgins. He wrote:
Oh how true this is! A girl I used to “date” I met during a threesome when she was in her late 20s. My gf at the time had invited her. Horniest little slut I’ve ever known who rode the cock carousel like a champ and drank hard until her parents recalled her home to dry out. Last I heard from her she is going to AA and as once again a good little church girl. Met some cuck who she spends time with reading the Bible and most certainly this sucker is blowing wads of cash on her while not getting blown. Little does he know that if he met her a year ago, she would have sucked him dry for a few vodka shots, and maybe brought along a girlfriend. Like must good whores, she’s also batshit crazy, which he will likely soon learn. Good luck with that one, dude!?
I was quite amused by this, and not only because it reminded me of one of my own stories. Let me regale you with a short version of it. A longer one may be in the upcoming sequel to Sleazy Stories. I was hanging out with one of my brows in one of the shady techno clubs in Berlin and eventually made it to the dance floor. Before I knew it, some horny slut started grinding against me. Instead of saying “hi”, I lifted her short skirt up a little bit, my fingers grazed her panties, and seconds later I was hitting her g-spot with my middle and index finger. Now I fast-forward a bit: Sleazy. Slut. Bath room stall. At the end of our encounter, she’s squatting in front of me and sucking me like a pro. As I was about to blow a load, she pulls my dick out of her mouth, whacks me for a bit until I shoot a massive wad — and waves my dick around so that she gets my cum all over her face, while moaning. Seeing this chick give herself a facial was a porn-worthy performance.
As fun as this was, think of the bigger context: there is no possible way a slut like that, or the one Chuck talks about, would be date-worthy. Whoever beta male puts a ring on them would not have the faintest idea of what kind of woman they are dealing with. Bros like us can rather reliably identify sluts, but Joe Average whose sex life consists of getting laid with his fat second-degree cousin on family reunion certainly can’t. To him, women are precious little snow flakes and sluts only exist in porn. Boy is he wrong! To him, marrying a used-up slut in her early 30s would be a great catch. He’d make excuses for her mental instability, and he wouldn’t even mind that she only fucks him on his birthday. Meanwhile, she tries to get her lips the next dick behind his back. Once a slut, always a slut. The only reason they stop is because they can’t get dick anymore.
To him, women are precious little snow flakes and sluts only exist in porn.
Wew. On 2015 I met a 17 years old slut who only took it in the ass and was such a fucking slut that she got into prostitution just for fun. No, she didn’t need the money, since daddy paid her education and she lived with her brother. By the way, did I mention that she had a bipolarity disorder? No that kind of “whimsical girl who thinks her hormonal mood swings are equal to bipolarity”, but an actual, medicated bipolar crazy chick.
Out of those things, she was cool. At least she never hid her slutiness. And no, I didn’t fuck her.
Or that chick I met at college, she was the girlfriend of a friend. But I noticed she was a little bit too friendly with lots of guys. Later, we found out he managed to find out she cucked him with at least with seven guys. In hindsight, she tried to lure me to fuck her, but I was too clueless to notice.
Or that 18-years old chick I met at work some months ago. With just some small talk she told me she had her first homoerotic experience at 12, and at 13 she lost her virginity with a guy. And when she discovered some things about me, she started to make advances on me, from caressing my back, to sneakily shoving her tasty breasts on my chest.
If there’re still guys that believe women are pure angels, well, on my city a 14-years-old got missing for a day. It turned out she was “hanging out” with some neighbors. Male neighbors. Figure out what happened. I pity the guy who’s still trapped in the Madonna/Whore Complex.
I tend to be good at blending into the woodwork, as well as keeping my expressions neutral and not reacting when I hear crazy things. Subsequently, I have either overheard or just flat out had women tell me things they would not normally disclose. Basically, a fairly large number of women have personal lives that read like the plot of a 1980s porn movie. Things do not necessarily tame down much after marriage and kids for a lot of these women either.
women are worse then men when it comes to cheating. i had married women hitting on me. my best friend’s girlfriend. i had a 16 yo girl in a bar that just walked up to me when i was 32 and told me i could put it everywhere i wanted if i would buy her a breezer. and lots off other crazy stuff. they really don’t seem to have any morality or self-respect.
my best friend’s girlfriend broke up with him after a year long relationship totally out off the bleu. the day before she was still talking about marriage. my friend was still begging 2 hours later when she took off her clothes and let her self be gangbanged by 7 guys in public. she was drunk and just wanted to make her point that it was over. she was just 16 at that time and she looked like a beautiful innocent little doll. it’s was the most fucked up action i have ever seen or heard off. my friend have never been the same. it was his first real girlfriend. he even screwed up a year in school because he couldn’t deal with seeing her.