The other day I was bantering with one of my bros. He told me about one of the girls he is seeing. It was pretty clear that she was only a nice piece of ass to him. Then again, to her he was largely only an alpha cock, with the addition that she somehow deluded herself that she may get him to commit. Getting trapped by an “accidental” pregnancy is no joke, which he knew as well, so he only bangs her with a condom on.
My bro isn’t the ideal target for such a woman, though. He’s tall, in fantastic shape, and has wads of cash. He doesn’t want to have kids. (I dimly recall that he either got a vasectomy or was seriously considering it.) Anyway, talking about this issue in the abstract, because we’re smart bros, we came to some rather entertaining conclusions, which particularly hold for societies in which tertiary education isn’t provided for free and men get raped in divorce court.
Assume a young girl. Let’s say she’s slender and doesn’t have a deformed face. Consequently, she’s automatically an 8. She’s not smart, and not dumb either. We’re not talking about a future female Einstein, but a chick who would make it somewhat through a non-technical degree, which nonetheless would set her back tens of thousands of bucks. Such a bullshit degree wouldn’t make her more employable, albeit Starbucks may prefer baristas with Bachelor’s degrees nowadays.
Instead, simply looking at the numbers, she would be a lot better off skipping college. Gym memberships are cheap, but the toned and slender look can be had for free. She only needs running shoes and a yoga mat. Then, she only needs to find some beta male who is willing to marry her. In fact, by not having gone to Party U, even quality guys may be interested in her because she is less like to have had entire frats running a train on her. Plus: no student loans to pay back! I’d say a woman like that is a pretty decent catch already. After all, what the typical guy wants is someone cute, young, nice, and low-maintenance.
But let’s say the chick above wants to have more men to choose from. A simple way would be to invest in the boob-nose-lip job triple. It will set her back a few thousand bucks, but there will be plenty of men around who go crazy for that look. That approach is more costly than foregoing college and doing cardio, but still provides a much better ROI (return on investment) than college.
You may now wonder where the “return” in ROI comes from. That’s quite simple. In fact, there are a lot of options:
1) She is a good and faithful wife to a well-off guy: hubby’s paycheck
2) She is a shitty wife to a well-off guy: alimony/child support
3) She is a slut and manages to get knocked-up by a well off guy: child support
Those three outcomes differ greatly in happiness and sharply decrease. Girl 1) is easily the happiest of the bunch. That’s besides the point of this article, though, because the main message is that for a regular girl there is very little value in college for the sake of it. If you now want to whine about the educational aspect of college: education is available for free online. Credentialism has been keeping tertiary education afloat. Nowadays you mainly do it for a piece of paper.